The original walking dead is getting older than ever. There are rumors circulating the more elite New York nightclubs about the disposition of his remains. The main rumor has it that Keith is going to have his body dessicated, and then ground into powder. The powder will then be distibuted to an underground nightclub in London, New York and L.A.
At each of these nightclubs, one of the surviving Stones will ritually cook the powder, and inject the other patrons while Stones albums play in the background. Groupies are even now injecting bigger and bigger doses of heroin to build up an immunity so they won't immediately overdose.
I have Keith in my Deadpool, so hopefully we will find out soon if these rumors are true.
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